Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 11, 2016
October 10, 2016
October 12, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: This Halloween, I think I wanna go as a superhero. Marigold: The one you made up? Phoebe: I didn't just "make up" claustrophoebea. She's my secret hero identity. I'm declaring right now that candy acquisition is one of her superpowers. Marigold: That is not a very heroic power. Phoebe: Heroes deserve candy.
Claustro… what? I can’t even pronounce it. If you’re going to have a name, keep it simple, like Batman, or Wonder Woman. And what are you going to do to get that candy? Make people claustrophobic?