Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 09, 2016
November 08, 2016
November 10, 2016
Transcript:
Dad: Do you have homework? Phoebe: Uh... no. Dad: Phoebe... Phoebe: Okay, yes I do. But I can't put this book down! Reading is almost like homework I assign MYSELF. It's not as if I'm... um... out STEALING CHANGE FROM THE WISHING FOUNTAIN. Dad: I'm actually proud that's the worst behavior you can think of. Phoebe: Curse you! You've stunted my evil imagination.
Averagemoe about 8 years ago
Of all the times to bring up the idea of bad behavior.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
She thinks rebelling in that way is to show she is independent. Too bad she hasn’t thought of more constructive ways. And is so good at failing those bad ways. Reminds me of Millicent Mudd.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
Bad behavior wasted.
boneroller42 about 8 years ago
Dad has a point there. I mean, after all, she COULD be hacking the WOPR and starting WW3!
Lyons Group, Inc. about 8 years ago
“Of all the times to bring up the idea of bad behavior.”-After what happen overnight.
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 8 years ago
She better not ask Marigold for bad behavior advice. She’d would probably be no better.
scyphi26 about 8 years ago
Personally, I’m more disappointed in the fact that she wants to liken casual reading to giving homework to herself, as that suggests a not very high opinion of reading, and as an avid reader myself, that sort of depresses me.
amaneaux about 8 years ago
To a girl who pals around with a unicorn, I would imagine that messing with a wishing fountain is practically a capital offense.
SpongebobPatrickBackwards about 8 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DinaKitty over 7 years ago
Could be worse. Back in Siren’s Point we had an evil megacoorporation. We went to all the trouble of investigating them and sneaking around, and it turned out all they were doing was making a video game. Seriously, if you’re gonna build a base 600 feet underground, use it for something evil!
bpetano over 5 years ago
To be fair, that is STILL pretty evil. If you can picture a Disney villain doing it, it’s evil.