Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 12, 2016

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Phoebe: You landed on "chance"! Pick a card. Marigold: " You have won SECOND PRIZE in a BEAUTY CONTEST. Collect $10." SECOND? I and my radiant beauty have been CHEATED! I protest in the STRONGEST POSSIBLE TERMS. I will not be aesthetically judged by someone wearing THAT mustache. Phoebe: I notice you still accepted his money.