Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 27, 2016

Transcript:

Phoebe: You're here at the top of y friend chart. Below you, there are categories. There's Sue, my best long-distance friend...Sam, my unattainable friend...Max, my friend who's a boy but not my boyfriend, and Dakota, my frenemy. Marigold: I stopped listening after the part about me. Phoebe: That's the relevant part.