Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 15, 2017
January 14, 2017
January 16, 2017
Transcript:
Phoebe: It wasn't supposed to rain today. Marigold: You humans do not control the weather. Phoebe: Usually we can predict it well enough not to get caught in the rain. Marigold: Still, in the end, you are at its mercy. Perhaps this will teach you humility. Phoebe: I don't need lessons in humility from you. Marigold: I can keep this up all day. Phoebe: Unicorn humor isn't very subtle.
I SO want this to happen during the inauguration of He Who Shall Not Be Named.