Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 21, 2017
Transcript:
"Dear Diary, Marigold's been gone a few days. It's the longest we've ever been apart since we met. It's weird how you can get used to someone, even the annoying stuff. Like how she's vain, and kind of smells like alfalfa, and has that nose-whistle, and she's always humming 'Shiny Happy People". I love all that stuff. She must never know."
Eventually, she will know.