Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 01, 2019

If P&HU were animated, would Ferny be voiced by a man or a woman? (I don’t know a lot of nonbinary voice actors.)

Phoebe: Family is hard Me: Uhh no. Try impossible!

Strange that Ferny would point with their hoof rather than with their horn (unisex pronouns are weird)!

That is the reason!?

With unicorns, family is not only hard, but also herd.

There is that, yes.

Except in the very literal sense, whereby their eyes might actually make contact if they are not careful.

Enshrouded in that cloud of sparkles, I’d be even more concerned about corn-to-eye contact…

At least, Florence doesn’t need to worry. Glasses do have their advantages.

You know, I’m really getting to like Ferny.

I wonder which branch of the family the character is today’s “Long Story Short” is from.

Just imagine: If unicorns met the vampires from Twilight, it would look like a glitter factory had exploded…