Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 11, 2019

I wonder which unicorn invented Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.

Part of a complete breakfast.

They’d put anyone who asks on a box.

http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2013/06/19

For context, that mascot is a local schoolteacher. The girl is in her class.

Reminds me of one scene in the “Jetsons meet the Flintstones” movie: while the Jetsons were stranded in Bedrock (and the Bedrock gang is stranded in the Jetsons’ time period), Elroy disgustingly eats a bowl of grass.

Not sure what I love most: the fact that the “MarigOlds” logo awkwardly makes it seem like some “o”-shaped oat cereal when in fact it is just a box of grass clippings; Frosted Sparkle Mane’s propeller beanie; the envious glares of FSM’s fellow unique orns; or that human commercial mascot, who is more frightening than Tony the Tiger but not nearly as much so as Krinkles the Clown for Sugar Rice Krinkles (Google it if you dare).

Tony, Lucky, and the Cap’n have nothing to worry about.

Milk on grass just sounds wrong.

“Consuming all the cereal was indeed an exile worthy offense in ancient unicorn cultures!”

quick, some one call General Mills!

They’re grrrrossss….

I assume that half of these personalized unicorn cereal brands are just grass, and the other half are just oats.

But is it artisanal grass?

Well, at least it has plenty of fiber.

I wish I’d minored in Unicorn Cereal History in college.

Alfalfa sprouts! Yummy!

This explains so much, and about far more than cereal. :-)

Bang Gunleigh, U.S. Marshal (Fields) called. He wants his Puffed Grass back.

I’ve been trying to eat more healthy lately but this just reminds me that Lucky Charms now has new unicorn marshmallows. Now I am craving some.

In the next step they become cereal killers…

There was a unicorn cereal not too long ago, a limited edition thing.

https://www.amazon.com/Kelloggs-Unicorn-Cereal-Breakfast-Cupcake/dp/B079YDT72G

Loving the fact that it’s a box of grass. And Phoebe’s expression as she discovers that fact.

Was that Linus the Lionhearted with his Post Crispy Criders (with pink elephants, and orange moose). “THE ONE AND ONLY CEREAL THAT COMES IN THE SHAPES OF ANIMALS!” (With a stampede of animals.)

A unicorn’s weakness is their egos, so inflated and they work to keep inflating larger and larger more and more.

A unicorn with a beanie. Somehow works.

I knew the world had completely lost its mind when I walked into FYE and they had a whole shelf of cereal.

Considering the fact that this is a unicorn take on human cereal, where did they get…the milk?

I think Phoebe should stick to her Frosted Flakes… :/

BTW, did anyone else notice how much Sparkle Mane looks like Button Mash!!? Must be the beanie…