Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 02, 2022

At least she didn’t write “unicorns are orange”.

Aren’t there unicorns who can transform into donuts or bees?

The poem got a lot les coherent. I just kind of left her there talking.

Your poetic license has been revoked.

Okay…

All that’s missing is people in a coffee house snapping their fingers.

I first thought this tutu was censorship.

Is the 6th one LSH?

At least they rhyme!

Unicorns are sensitive about other people’s perceptions of them.

A Unicorn is never late. They arrive precisely when they mean too.

I like Phoebe’s poem. She really has talent

Marigold should like the first three.

Unicorns will retort with a poem of their own:

Humans are uncultured.

Humans have no flair.

Humans are just primates

who’ve lost a lot of hair.

Yay! Marigold finally has wings!

Is this a rerun? I feel like I’ve read this one before. In any case, let’s workshop some of these. Doughnuts: represents that unicorns are sweet. Trees: unicorns are one with nature. Envelopes: …Pass. Bees: rhymes with trees. Good enough.

I heard this to the tune of “This is A Call” (aka “Ritalin”) by the Foo Fighters

Also, the top row could be Marigold and the bottom row could be LSH…?