Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 10, 2022

And that legendary “butcher dance” you went through all that trouble to witness… well, the lyrics to the song are “You butcher left hand in, you butcher left hand out…”

Potato Poh-ta-toh.

1. If Dana hopefully is involved with the cartoon we might just get an idea how accented words like Hide & Search and Shield of Boringness sounds.

2. In relation to my comment from yesterday, I wonder if the Planet Oats would be really nourishing to Galactus.

Dana might have some copyright issues with the name Planet Oat. There is a non-dairy “milk” of that name for sale in my local grocery.

Well, play along, Phoebe…until you get seek, er sick of it!

Next time, Phoebe, skip the backstory to these unicorn games and find out if it’s just some other version of a human game.

Hide and Search is totally different than Hide and Seek. In the first I hide and you search for me. In the second I hide and you seek me.

Put your nose close to the ground and smell the trail as you seek. It helps if your neck and nose are long enough to reach the ground.

How about Hide and Track? It’s kinda catchy.

As ye seek, so shall ye find.

Oh, come on, Phoebe; when was the last time you played hide-and-seek (ok; -search) for a PLANET??!?

Remember, the first thing you do when you’re done counting is to stand there and and loudly (but with a beautiful voice) call, “Planet Oat! Planet Oat! Where aaaaaaare you?”