Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 11, 2022

Please tell me this means Phoebe and Marigold will be reunited tomorrow.

It’s actually common in Greek Mythology for a monster to have a snake for a tail.

Not “butt’s” about this one, am I right?

The one Corn that you don’t want to tell to keep his pants on.

I wonder: does the other end of Steven Slitherhorn have a snake for a tail?

They don’t wear pants, but Steve should certainly consider a hat.

Problem now is, can an inert stone statue gaze upon something? Catch-22!

Umm. How does stone do this “gaze” thing?

And of course the big question; do you tag Marigold before or after her de-medusaing.

“She must gaze upon my /other/ snake.”

How doe you gaze with eyes of stone?

I like the “Duh!” look on the snake in the third panel.

If Steve lifts up his tail to reveal another eye (or god help us another snake), I might have to quit this strip… for my own sanity.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

So Marigold, who was pretending to be the Oat Planet, is about to be mooned.

Hi

Good thing Marigold didn’t instinctively close her eyes when she was petrified.

The snake says, “Dansssssssssssss paaaaaaaaaartyyyy”

Wait, why’d he have to leave and come back? Would he feel embarrassed to be seen in the process of taking off his pants? Or did he fear that if he left his pants anywhere other than home, someone would steal them?

Wait! Let me guess this straight… in order to be turned back to normal, Marigold has to gaze at his BUTT!!?