Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 01, 2022

By any chance, was the thing you did, setting yourself on fire?

It was only a matter of time.

LSH, bad at body language

ooooh, the Oracle of Snark; Phoebe Grizelda Howell must feel so honoured to be bestowed such a title

The Hunting of the Oracle of Snark!!

I have my spray ready for Oracles of Snark. Also works on Oracles of Sarcasm and Oracles of Troll.

And it’s Ozone-safe! Extra strength formula!

Phoebe now has a title bestowed by a unicorn, how fortunate fir her!

And just with this, a friendship was saved. HOORAY for Phoebe!!!

My horse just reads my mind. She always knows the difference between “I have a cookie” and “Let’s go to work”.

He couldn’t recognize sarcasm? Sure, that’s believable.

Sure, that’s believable. Sure, that’s believable. Sure, that’s believable.

Well, maybe it is.

I think we all knew it was the second.

Snarky-snark-snark.

This comic has jumped the snark

They should have consulted Sluggo. He’s an expert on Lit.

https://www.gocomics.com/nancy/2018/09/03

And just like that, Phoebe earned herself a new title.

“Oracle of Snark” probably wouldn’t be the most effective rapper name.

Shield of Boringness, Vortex of Meh, Oracle of Snark… I know there’s probably more, but that’s what comes to mind.

Perhaps she can moonlight as Oracle of Sarcasm, and then help Sheldon Cooper.

The Oracle of Snark at Delphi: “Right, NOBODY’S wiser than Socrates…”

Ooh! Ooh! Now I want a title granted by a unicorn!

“Oracle of Snark” I LOVE it! Everyone needs one of those!

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