Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 13, 2022

You mean Marigold wouldn’t hear the sound of a loud “THUD!”?

Unicorns have heated seats. But Marigold rarely needs to turn hers on, as Phoebe doesn’t suffer from butt temperature problems.

Best part of humans? Unicorn backwarmers:-D.

Heating by bum. A must for all orns!

So I guess the birthday is over.

Good one Marigold!

Magenta sky?

The screaming and crying might also clue her in.

Maybe Phoebe IS a back warmer!#ConspiracyTheories!

But she wouldn’t notice the difference in weight?

Dick Francis, British champion jockey and prolific author of terrific stories, once wrote that a good horse will help his rider stay on his back, even during racing or jumping, if at all possible. Been riding for years and never knew!

I’ll bet unicorns and sparkle fairies get along fine.