Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 04, 2022

I hate cold. But I do understand the dangers of not having enough of it.

I wear glasses regularly, so I have the kind that shade up in the sun.

Are the sparkles cold?

good thing you came prepared with the sunglasses, Phoebe

Do you still have those glasses from the eclipse a few years ago? I think you could do some welding with those on.

My glasses have transition lenses. They are useless against unicorn sweat—I mean, sparkles.

I’d imagine those sparkles would only make a hot day worse!

I’m sure Marigold’s sparkles have a nice perfume too.

She blinded me with sparkles.

Men sweat, Women glow, Unicorns sparkle, interesting!

We’re gonna sparkle a LOT today!

It’s a good thing Marigold doesn’t wear clothes. She’d get some nasty sparkle-stains on the armpits.

Luke Skywalker: “With the blast shield down…. I can still see the sparkles.”

Wow, you guys should hear it outside. It’s thundering like crazy. I’m guessing I won’t have internet, in a couple minutes.

This could actually work. Creating sparkles requires energy, which means that her body’s energy levels lower, and with a little finagling of thermodynamics… cool unicorn!

Phoebe is more well-adjusted than I am. I would still be back in last week arguing about that F.

More than just glowing.

Maybe she should go sit under a tree.

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!

Phoebe needs a welding mask.

Uh, suddenly I’m not so enthralled with unicorn sparkles.