Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 18, 2022

As Mr. Krabs laughs, "ARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARRR!’

As explained in an earlier strip, it’s fun to scare creatures smaller than you.

Ever heard about Carcinization? Apparently, the basic crab design has evolved independently multiple times. I figure Marigold would take offense that the phenomenon is making crabs instead of unicorns.

Well good thing her name is Phoebe and not Patty in that eventXD.

You’re not the pre-evolution of pocket monster Kingler, Phoebe.

Phoebe: “Crabby!” (smiles).

Marigold: “Stop horsing around!” (grins right back).

BA DUM DUM KISH

Sideways…

Walked into it with all four feet!

Loved to do that with crayfish when I was young!

I think I’m on Marigold’s side for this one… Which means I’m probably getting something wrong.

Not the whole house. Just the roof.

More fun than watching the cockroaches scurry when lifting a box in the pantry.

Phoebe: Oh, Marigold. Don’t be so crusty about it!

Yes you did…

All right, I laughed.

yes Marigold. both eyes open lol

Yes. Yes, you did.