Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 06, 2022

She’s not wrong. Allegedly, they actually smell like flowers, because UNICORN.

you are welcome, Marigold (the “meat” one)

What does a unicorn’s burp smell like?

Beware of friends who know you too well.

Don’t tell me where the USB cord plugs in. I don’t wanna know.

I just want to see a robot phoebe

Toot toot!

Just don’t get her started on what unicorn p**p smells like…

Now Robot Marigold will become the perfect copy of meat Marigold. I’m scared!!!

I think Marigold doesn’t have a sarcasm sensor.

Why can the comic say it—-twice, but we can’t say phart?

Certainly not proper manners for little girls to speak of such vulgar things!

The sad part is she’s not wrong

Panel 3 is great!

How can a robot break wind unless the burn something for fuel, maybe hydrogen from a battery? Inquiring minds want to know! (The fa@@t word is on the banned list.)!

She definitely asked for that.

Well let’s just say these three wouldn’t have the most easy summer at Camp Anawanna.

I think Phoebe nailed it.

Ordinarily, I would object to flatulence jokes, but Marigold’s perspective makes almost anything funny.

Nailed it, Phoebe.

I hope this arc ends soon – it getting to be kinda creepy – at least to me. One Marigold is enough, thank you.

Unicorn fårts do smell good, their fex is delicious their flesh is poison as is their silver blood and they kill with their long sharp horns.

Wish I had one of those subroutines

My Mom disapproved of the word “f*rt” when we were kids, so we called them “bottom burps.” (Interesting that a word in the comic is on their “banned” list.)

The tricky part about acting is learning to not act like you’re acting.