Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 30, 2022

With enough compliments, could they fly to infinity and beyond?!

I thought a Roomba would like being on grass. Because underneath, there’s enough dirt to keep it fed for weeks.

“We do not have spaceships, we have UNICORN EGOS”. Isn’t that something that George Takei might have said about William Shatner?

When Marigold mentioned being indignant that she couldn’t fly the other day, I wondered if Dana had forgotten about the compliment-fueled floating power.

Alternatively: fizzy lifting drinks.

Reach for the stars, Ladies!

On the Unicorn front check out “On the Fastrack” comic today!

Why not get the Unicorn Mad Scientist to create spaceships?

I’m thinking they could probably propel themselves into space by ingesting a sufficient quantity of bean burritos,

The one characters in all the strips that doesn’t really work for me. But then I keep wanting to write Sam in TRACY as a bad guy in a guest stint, so what do I know? HEY! MAYBE I can do a steal! Robot Sam! Yeeeeahhhhh, And the best part is nobody’ll know where he came from. hehhehheh

Good lawd get rid of this boring robot theme.

I totally agree with Robot Phoebe.

I’m beginning to think this whole “colony” thing is just a phish for compliments. Well done, Robogold.

Robot Phoebe has her down perfectly. “Error, uneven surfaces” is practically Meat Phoebe’s catchphrase.