Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 23, 2024

Should have just made the area resemble the Chocolate Room. Only with a safe Chocolate River.

Why not frosted flakes instead?

“All I get is dirty floor cereal.”

-Vella Tartine.

When my sisters were toddlers, they covered the kitchen floor with cheerios and then put aluminum foil over that.

Not to mention burritos side effects!

“Cornflakes! Why did it have to be cornflakes?”

At least, should have been frosted corn flakes.

I’d prefer Coco Pops

Why not lucky charms?

But far less preferable, Marigold.

Though, perhaps less satisfying between one’s toes…

Be careful what you wish for — or feel jealous of.

A similar spell would give a whole new meaning to “street tacos”…

A little less messier too, I’d assume.

It’s just a change of perspective on grass. Now Phoebe can graze with Marigold, although Phoebe could also use some bigger teeth now.