Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 04, 2024

Bear witness to the billiard ball! Behold! Behold! Behold! Behold! Behold! Behold! Behold!

Can’t we skip to what it does and THEN behold it?

technically she already be holdin it…

(but only if you count bad grammar)

What, pray tell, shall it say? !

Marigold has gone to the soap opera school of stretching things out.

Can we guess that, fueled by UNICORN™ magic, the next 8-ball answers will be the likes of “What are so meaningless questions when you can behold the MAGIC BALL splendor?”

“It is decidedly so..”

Just show a little more awe to satisfy her.

“I sensed an opportunity to make this world a little bit more sane.” There is still a very, very, very long way to go.

Ponder the orb.

Phoebe, dear, you’re just looking at it. Now, BEHOLD the wondrous truly MAAAAAGIC 8 Ball™!

Marigold’s right! All we need is an eight ball … and some prayers & faith to make this world a better place.

Hopefully this magic ball won’t be as sarcastic and disruptive as the one in “Precocious”!

Ohhh! Now I see! Eight eyes, eight legs, eight strands of a web, to catch a flea!

I’m sure this won’t create a situation that gets out of off control in an unexpected way.