Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 17, 2024

Weird question, why did the comic take a break from this arc last week in favor of the rerun with LSH’s brother?

The trick is to lean towards the center so that centrifugal force and gravity balance out.

While also letting out dignified battle crys!

Marigold will tear up the ground until Phoebe is surrounded by a moat.

pH could stand underneath mG and drape kevlar fabric over her back… that would prolly help… unless the dirt gerbils attacked from below…

but I command the dirt gerbils (with the help of some lady named Maria), and I would never command them to bring harm to pH!!! (or any phoebe, that i know of)

What a true friend and protector, dignified even!

The smart danger would come from below.

Better to just put Phoebe on your back and seek sanctuary in the unicorn realm.

“What’s that thing falling from directly above?” —Phoebe’s last words

Well, I’m sure if I were a magically-predicted something bad waiting to happen to Phoebe, that would certainly deter me!

Marigold’s just hot to trot.

You could stand over her. But if the threat comes up from the ground…