Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 26, 2024

But does it also work on bees?

Phoebe didn’t counter it, she just lured it away.

If that didn’t work, she would go get a red dot laser pointer!

Bur now you must play with the kitteh!

I have lost many a hair tie to my cats who have always thought they were toys!

Sacrificial hair elastic.

It helps that cats can be easily distracted.

My mother calls me the cat whisperer.

I had a cat who wasn’t attracted to hairbands. She was, however, attracted to hair.

Laser pointer.

Laser pointers work just as well, but you have to wake them up first.

“Race you up the tree!”

Laser pointers are more fun. But my cats figured out they can’t catch that dot, so they don’t try anymore.

Now she has to bandage the claw marks on Marigold’s back

Her power is derived from her wisdom. She knows Gladys.

Back when I was a kid, my mom used to buy cheap hair scrunchies explicitly for the purpose of using them as cat toys for the family cat we had at the time, as they were one of the cat’s favorites to play with.

Awe. I had a cat once that played fetch with a hair tie.

The dark power is no match for a simple hair tie!

Cat Rules apply. The cat wanted to play. She got the human to get the toy.

Proof positive: Knowledge is Power!

One hairtie to rule them all!

Our last family cat *loved * hair things. He would even play fetch sometimes =)