Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 21, 2024

You’re either evil, or you’re insane,

‘cause heaven knows, but they won’t explain.

I wasn’t sure if Marigold squashed them on purpose or not.

Hope the benefits these two get are worth it.

Musk is looking for volunteers for his Mars rocket.

Curses, foiled again.

They’re still cute when they’re flattened.

Now they will change their name to “Flatman and Ribbon” !

That lets Phoebe off the hook. Somebody get a bicycle pump.

They’re evil, and that’s flat.

That and stale nachos…

Vansquashed.

Good work. No bonus this year.

Ah, if only all evil were so easy to vanquish. It’s hard when it’s inside you.