Pickles by Brian Crane for April 29, 2011

You say the cutest things Earl.

Careful, Earl…Opal’s apt to tip you in a way you’ll not soon forget.

I hope it’s pocket lint. That service wasn’t worth money.

Careful Earl, Opal may be in a mood. Used to go to a local Kips late at night. One night the girl that usually served us was not there. A different girl served us and I noticed there was $.12, on the table. The service was unusually poor, when we left there was a total of $.17 on the table. The next time in our old server was there and explained 3 people didn’t show that night, they had an unusually large rush and that was her first night on the floor. I could have been bowled over by a grain of sand.

Earl is just showing her exactly what she is worth.

Nothing from nothing equals nothing..or is it nothing FOR nothing equals nothing.

Earl is showing her what she is worth to him.

HINT HINT HINT ?????

I hope that wasn’t a tacky hint. That’s disrespectful to assume that your spouse is supposed to wait on you, and definitely not for money. Opal does things for Earl out of love and respect, not because she’s the “help” and has to.

Right on lightenup. Where is it written that she has to do everything for him?

Good points lightenup and serenaskitty. I can see it now… Armed with that info, I will now march to my doom, and ignore my wife’s honey-do list. Then again, maybe I’ll just do it and live. ;)

Goes both ways! IMHO :^)