Pickles by Brian Crane for November 21, 2011

Dream on!

I find his current look more attractive

Silly question, why would she bother to have any make up in her drawer?

Earl join hair club for men.

He fantasizes about being Ned Flanders?

That’s dreaming in technicolor

We all have our little fantasies!

I fantasize with KY Jelly

It’s cheaper than moustache wax.

Question; Why is she snooping in his drawer??? Thats a no, no in my house.

never hurts to think young.

my dad – at 74 – blow dries his (about 25) top-of-the- head hairs and sprays them with hairspray. God bless him.

I think Earl was trying to empress Opal with a new look or something.

I’ve had dreams like that. Simmer me wearing clothes I have never been able to wear and nice think long young hair.

Why not, Earl. I’m bald on top, but I grew the sides and back of my hair and just had it straightened. I love it!

Whoooooooooooooo!

xxx

should have said "Fonzie"size (Henry Winkler had a hair style like that)

…and that bottle of Viagra beside the tube is actually for fantasizing too…

Trust me Earl, you look much better now!