And just maybe she’ll leave the toilet seat up for you.
What’s wrong with you using it?
Earl has been taking lessons from Andy Capp.
Opal, get out the supper ingredients for Earl.
Opal: Earl, I have the oil pan and 5 quarts of Quaker State out for you!
Earl good man now do more and be better husband to Opal, vacuum.
I hope Opal appreciates that…
Earl, here’s the groceries, now cook them for yourself!
After all that work, Earl needs a nap now.
Hey, give Earl a break. At least he took it out for her. He was being considerate. He just has to convince Opal of that.
Maybe Opal should get out the glass cleaner and paper towels for Earl.
Well, maybe next time he’ll plug it in and turn it on for her.
Men think that women have “Sacred Housework Hands”. They are the only ones that supposedly can do the housework. Men also don’t realize that they retire and can lounge around, but somehow, women can’t seem to “retire” from being a housewife. Unfair!
My husband was totally considerate . . . if something dropped on the floor, he’d kick it closer to me so I could pick it up.
Yayyyyyyyyyyy!
Want a medal for that, Earl? LOL LOL Joke.
xxx
i have been wanting to cook for my wife for 5 years…..PLEASE let me cook !!!! I wanna eat GOOD food !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OUCH!
My Mom always said that Instant mashed potatoes were as close to retirement as a housewife came.
Wife (coming into room): “What’s on tv dear?”Husband (from his perch on the sofa): “Dust.”And the fight was on…
hsawlrae over 12 years ago
And just maybe she’ll leave the toilet seat up for you.
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
What’s wrong with you using it?
smetlavich over 12 years ago
Earl has been taking lessons from Andy Capp.
flagfly over 12 years ago
Opal, get out the supper ingredients for Earl.
J Short over 12 years ago
Opal: Earl, I have the oil pan and 5 quarts of Quaker State out for you!
kab2rb over 12 years ago
Earl good man now do more and be better husband to Opal, vacuum.
jtviper7 over 12 years ago
I hope Opal appreciates that…
gobblingup Premium Member over 12 years ago
Earl, here’s the groceries, now cook them for yourself!
Stagger Lee over 12 years ago
After all that work, Earl needs a nap now.
Linguist over 12 years ago
Hey, give Earl a break. At least he took it out for her. He was being considerate. He just has to convince Opal of that.
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
Maybe Opal should get out the glass cleaner and paper towels for Earl.
Kathe over 12 years ago
Well, maybe next time he’ll plug it in and turn it on for her.
scrabblefiend over 12 years ago
Men think that women have “Sacred Housework Hands”. They are the only ones that supposedly can do the housework. Men also don’t realize that they retire and can lounge around, but somehow, women can’t seem to “retire” from being a housewife. Unfair!
Chewiek9 over 12 years ago
My husband was totally considerate . . . if something dropped on the floor, he’d kick it closer to me so I could pick it up.
Number Three over 12 years ago
Yayyyyyyyyyyy!
Want a medal for that, Earl? LOL LOL Joke.
xxx
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
i have been wanting to cook for my wife for 5 years…..PLEASE let me cook !!!! I wanna eat GOOD food !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
coffeeturtle over 12 years ago
OUCH!
missjunebug over 12 years ago
My Mom always said that Instant mashed potatoes were as close to retirement as a housewife came.
lecrenb over 12 years ago
Wife (coming into room): “What’s on tv dear?”Husband (from his perch on the sofa): “Dust.”And the fight was on…