Pickles by Brian Crane for April 12, 2014

Shouldnt let that upset you dosent matter what the coke can said.

Maybe it gave him dyspepsia.

Maybe he cut himself opening it. I Know I talk to my bowling balls before I let them go. Doesn’t do any good, mind you.

The coke can is a new Bluetooth accessory for the iPhone. If you yell at a can (microphone) people think you’re crazy and leave you alone.

I used to know a person who named the styrofoam cup he was given…and named the milk in it a another name. He did this for each and every meal.

Perhaps he was upset that it wasn’t a Pepsi can. I sure would be.

I didn’t see the coke can talk. Perhaps you’re hallucinating……

If we think they can talk, then they do. but in his case he was talking to IT.

i would be upset also like the other person said if i had a coke nad not a pepsi.

The coke can doesn’t talk – it just looks at you funny.

Like his girlfriend, the Coke was flat…He wasn’t happy.

I talk to inanimate objects all the time – the only problem is when they talk back.

What did the Coke can do to make him so upset?Made him fat? Gave him Type II diabetes? Gave him cavities?The list goes on…

It WASN’T talkingIt was giving him the silent treatment

We ALL know how irritating that can be out of a Coke can

Sometimes (okay, most times) after I take the first gulp of Monster or Red Bull I whisper ‘I love you’ to it…

“What’s the frequency, Canneth?”

The Coke can can’t talk, but perhaps it’s a good listener. Ask Edward Snowden for details.

Don’t know about Coke but I used to hold up a 7-Up can to my ear just to hear it pop and fizzle..Reminded me of the sea foam ocean waves crashing on the beach..

When I yelled at my Coke can it was because the wasp that had flown in for a sugar hit had just stung me on the lip!