Pickles by Brian Crane for May 18, 2014

Nelson is wittier than he knows, or he would be scampering out of reach.

My baby book was from the Borden’s milk man. Older sib had a fancy one from the baby shower. Now all milestones are on facebook…God help u if you’re not wired to that.

Hah, good one! I guess I need help, no Facebook!!!

I don’t think he’s being a smart-ass. Kids just see things differently – and are generally stone honest.

Earl was off the charts for length – well above the 97th percentile! The average baby is only 20 inches long.

Nelson, you made me laugh out loud! Good one.

Pickles never fails to make me laugh. Can’t say that about any of the others.

I like the friendly facial expression of Roscoe in the last panel… smile

Tell Nelson, it’s from rubbing on the headboard…

My first boy was 8 lbs 2.5 ozs, 20.5" long (now 6’6" 250 lbs) while my second was 11 lbs 7 ozs, 22" long (now 6’ 3" 250 lbs).

I weighed 5lb 8oz.My Mum has one of my plaits which was cut off and she kept it and put it in my babybook.xxx

Face Book keeps bugging me ’cause my profile is only ≈ 70%. I keep ignoring them…

Maybe they are some pluripotent hair follicles he can reuse.

GOOD ONE.