Pickles by Brian Crane for June 01, 2014

Or have an accident in them.

I could never figure out why anybody washes bath towels. The only thing they ever touch is you, and only when you’re at the absolute cleanest you ever get.

Wow only 2am PST and thanks to you already learned my something new for the day. Seriously, not sarcastic, that is cool. Knew about the humid stuff not the rest.

I used to have a neighbor that would put the after bath damp towels in the dryer for 10 minutes to dry them and then hang them back in the bathroom. Back then no one ever thought about the toilet flush thing. YUK.

not to mention mold spores

And the CEO of the Levi Co. hasn’t washed his jeans in over a year…

Yes, he puts them in the freezer to kill the germs. I’s rather buy new jeans because they wear out after so many washings. Who wants those dirty jeans next to their food in the freezer?

When I was a kid we never washed our Levi’s…. One day somebody sprayed me with a hose and my Levi’s disintegrated.

I use the same bath towel for a week at least and even worse I use the same tea spoon to stir my coffee every morning for a week or when ever I get around to running the dishwasher. I just put it upside down on a piece of paper towel so the bowl drains out. Haven’t had a major illness in 2-3 years, maybe the sniffles once or twice in the dead of winter but that’s all.

Good plan, Opal!

xxx

I almost pooped my pants laughing.

If you put the lid down when you flush, you’re a lot less apt to have dirty water spraying all over the bathroom.

when pants get all farted up, its time to change, my wife said.

Don’t forget that that towel is also exfoliating as it dries, so besides all that other cr@p it’s also got a goodly layer of dead skin cells!

I scrubbed off all those dead skin cells when I was in the shower. The only thing coming off on that towel is clear water.

You are covered with bacteria.The air you inhale is filled with bacteria.You are full of bacteria.

You would starve without bacteria

Bacteria are your friendand your enemy..And they are ready to fend off wells’ Martians should the need arise.When you die, bacteria are ready to eat your remains.

I have a pillow in my truck that I sit on that helps my back on long drives..I started taking the sponge inner liner out and giving it a wash in hot water and air dry in the sun. I do this because I drink a lot of coffee which makes me break wind into that pillow Don’t want that pillow storing up all that smell..(I know..TMI)..

THAT WAS SMART, EARL.