Pickles by Brian Crane for October 30, 2014

Better go to the dentist too.

Every time I mess with that stuff, my fingers get stuck together so well I start to panic…. Ya gotta be really carefulwhen you use it for sure !!

Didn’t know the word peesh.Looked it up in the urban dictionary.It made the gag even more confusing.

Opal can’t handle the tooth.

Room mate years ago accidentally flushed his partial down the toilet…..all I could hear him yelling was odd aam odd aam!!! It wasn’t funny to him, but I sure laughed like hell!

I’ve got “Stuck on you” by Ray stephens playing in my head.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpwpUFFE0Eo Don’t know what the deal is with the tractors in the video.

Does Opal wear dentures? I imagine it would take quite a bit more than the “Kragle” to fix an actual tooth.

Go get the Crazy Glue and something for Opal’s tooth too.

Sounds like a trip to a torture chamber er I mean dental hygienist!!

I developed an allergy to the damn glue. Other than that, it worked fine.

Maybe Opal should ask for her two front teeth for Christmas.

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Earl might get a little on her lips too

My dentist said that under no circumstances should anyone ever repair a tooth or denture with Super Glue. the chemicals in it will burn your mouth badly.

Superglue was originally invented for just such medical use.

and I’ve got Patsy Cline singing in my head: “I fall to peeshes”

The active ingredient in superglue is cyanoacrylate. The retail adhesive products are technical grade, so there may be some inactive ingredients that can be irritating to the skin. Dermabond is medical grade 2-octyl cyanoacrylate, which is intrinsically less irritating and takes a little longer to set (because you don’t want to rip a laceration open to try again), but is much more expensive.