Pickles by Brian Crane for March 18, 2015

Clobber the husband of yours, Opal, with that purse!

It has its advantages: new purse, new wallet, new lipstick, etc.

Better than her finding someone Else’s red lipstick on you Earl :)

Especially on a hot day when you left the purse in the car.

@truthHurts … Oh that’s bad! Opal’s not a PIG. She’s a sweet old lady who put up with Earl for over 40 years. She earned the right to be eccentric.

Earl must be more careful with his purse than Opal is

It’s crazy what purses can do. I’ve had tops to lotion come unscrewed many times in my purses.

Good old Earl! So buried in that newspaper that he never hearda word Opal said. Had autoanswer turned on.

Don’t tell me that you use her lipstick, Earl.

Earl gets lipstick all over his tube down there? Hmmm. Naughty.

Worse….finding an open lipstick in the clothes dryer!

Worse I hate it when the lipstick gets stuck in the hair brush. (Earl and I have the same barber)

better if she had drawn lipstick on his bald head. & i don’t even carry lipstick

Oh yes, Earl.

I’m sure it bothers you the most. You just never complain about it!

xxx

Good ol ’Earl. His comic aggravation level is at 100% today!