Pickles by Brian Crane for June 06, 2015

I bet Liz and Jon of “Garfield” had a conversation like this.

My wife once threw away an item I had emergency money hidden inside. She NEVER did that again without asking me first, if something was OK to get rid of.

I hate it when my wife tries that..

You better check what she’s tossing, Earl. You may not be quite ready to part with them just yet.

But then if she insists on parting with them, I’d insist on cleaning out her closet of the things you don’t like. What’s good for the goose….

I have a friend who had invested in original Beatles albums, mint condition – his idiot girl friend surprised him with a garage sale. She sold all of his $million plus collection for less than $200.

If it isn’t your stuff, DON’T TOUCH IT.

I could fill 5 huge bags of stuff my husband hasn’t worn in 15 years. But it would start WWIII.

I realize that this is supposed to be all for laughs, but any woman who would go behind her husbands back and throw out his stuff is guilty of nothing short of betrayal.

Been married 30 years. I’ve never even opened my hubby’s dresser drawers, ever. If you have a reason not to trust, you have a real problem.

It is really better to let the one partner clean out the other’s closet. That way, things actually get thrown away. Unless, of course, both partners are minimalists and don’t know what the argument is all about to start with!

Most women wait until their husbands die to clean out their husbands clothes. Earl had better check the closet to make sure he’s still got a change of clothes..

All these comments make me glad I’m single….and living in heaven’s waiting room.

Take them to Salvation Army. Goodwill spends very little money for causes. SA has Disaster Services that can use the donations. Better yet during hurricane season donate cash. It is spent locally in the crisis areas and this time of year no one needs a wool suit or unwanted high heels.

We Have a 9 foot deep, 7 foot wide walk in closet. I have 5 Pairs of pants, five shirts and 2 pair of shoes. The rest of the closet is completely packed with my wife’s clothes. But Of Course I hear " I have nothing to wear" every single day.

Opal is SO thoughtful and helpfulWHATAGURL

“You may not be quite ready to part with them just yet.”-Why don’t you “part” with that hair of yours? LOL. SOMEBODY STOP ME!

It is much easier to throw away other peoples junk!!!

Wowzer!

xxx

maybe i don’t want to get married again

It’s stories like this that kept me from ever wanting to get married.

That’s just downright rude. My wife and I would NEVER do that to each other!