Pickles by Brian Crane for January 04, 2016

That’s why I have cats.

That’s your reality, Earl. You take care of it!

Is Opal ever going to have inner peace if Earl keeps spoiling it?

Sometimes the here and now is overrated.

Back to that mindlessness thing.

A skunk would do as good a job as that particular walk in the park. Probably better.

It’s hard to get in touch with your inner being when the outer- world keeps intruding.Nothing like a strong wiff of eau de canine to bring you back to " Oooh, the dog ! "

There’s no point to taking a pet to the dog park and keeping it on a leash.We keep our dog on a run, but twice he’s gotten into deer poop. (They wander into the yard at night) I’d rather have skunk, I think.

Dog Park… Is that where you park dogs.

Just let dogs be dogs for goodness sake!

Haha.

xxx

maybe he should have taken the dog straight to the groomers on the way home. let them deal with the doggy bath. worth the money

Dogs can be really gross/ No cat would ever roll around on dead fish, feces or anything else like that!

When I was younger, we lived by a lake and we had a Schnauzer. Once in a while, when we let her out at night, she would inevitably find some fish guts or something equally disgusting to roll in before she came home. It was awful.

Do you believe in the hereafter?