Pickles by Brian Crane for August 01, 2016

who uses pen(cil) and paper these days? I still do…once in a while

why waste paper?besides, this reminds you that you need to wipe your hands eventually to wipe the slate for new notes.

As the saying goes, an old man is twice a boy.

“On the other hand …”

“Yes, I couldn’t remember your name.”

Ah man! Stop using all the good material! (that pun, that is!)

He didn’t have a piece of paper. So the comely young lass wrote her phone number on his hand.

Try flying a small airplane. Hold the wheel with your left hand, make notes with your right hand onto your left hand. Cheaper than buying an autopilot.

I was thumbing through my notes but couldn’t put a finger on the one I wanted. It was right in the palm of my hand !

" note to myself “…” don’t ever write on your hand ".

It is bad when the kid is smarter than the adult.

he’s channeling sarah palin

Nelson is starting to understand grandpa and appreciating what aggravates grandma so much.

Why waste a tree?

xxx