Pickles by Brian Crane for November 17, 2016

Well, Earl sure does plenty of tooting.

living by myself, even I have a hard time cleaning the toilet until I get my parents’ critique when they stop by

Stop telling him to “help” – let him have responsibilities like any other adult. “We have to do laundry, cooking, cleaning, (…) – and we have to share the work. What do you want to do? – cleaning (thinking that it doesn’t really matter, and how hard can it be anyway)? – OK, then. It is your responsability”

Toot away, Earl! I HATE cleaning the toilet!

Aren’t toilets self-cleaning? I mean, you press this lever, and WHOOSH! It’s all gone!

Exactly… how else would Kanye ever get mentioned?

If he’s going to toot, the toilet’s the place to do it.

When did he clean the toilet, last year?

I love cleaning the toilet. As long as it’s hers. And she’s sitting on it. No! wait!…..that’s disgusting. Sorta.

Because I’m. basically, retired, and my wife still works long hours, the weekday cooking, laundry and house cleaning is my purview.

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While I have no objection to doing it, my wife draws the line at my bathroom cleaning and insist that she do this herself.

She maintains, ( correctly ?) that she does a much better and more thorough job on it than I do.

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Who am I to argue ?

The hard part is walking 50 yards in the backyard to get to the hole…

My husband and I each have our own bathroom and clean our own bathroom. Still, I have to hear about it every time he cleans his.

I’ll bet that chair has seen its share of his toots!!!