Pickles by Brian Crane for December 23, 2016

how is that good news?

Why didn’t you just delete it?

Considering that women “of a certain age” outnumber the men, I’m surprised Earl’s picture didn’t get more Likes.

All from funeral directors, unfortunately.

Earl would be a great catch for any woman. I’ll bet some of you gals out there wouldn’t mine him.

I’m surprised there weren’t a boatload of laughing emoticons.

Linguist said,

“Considering that women “of a certain age” outnumber the men, I’m surprised Earl’s picture didn’t get more Likes.”

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What makes you think it was women liking and wanting his number?

Dani Rice said,

@Linguist

“That’s because you’ll never hear a woman say, “Here, hold my beer and watch this”.”

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John Eric Green, father to the little girl to the left was with his 13-year-old classmates in school, discussing how they expected to die.

(Yes, a wee bit morbid, but not overly serious.)

One said, "I don’t know how John’ll die, but his last words’ll be, ‘Hey! Y’all watch this.’ "

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[ When West Nile Virus nearly killed him and put him in a coma about a month, ICU for a month and a half, I turned to Patsy and said,“Well, we never expected to have him this long.” ]

If I had Instagram (which I have no intention of ever getting) mine would be the 38th Like! Or maybe 50th or 100th Like to make it special.

xxx

When you’re ht, you’re HOT!!!

‘Opal, what the hell is “Instagram”?’