Pickles by Brian Crane for November 17, 2017

needs pepperoni, sausage, bell pepper, and mushroom (and DEFINITELY NO anchovies)

I thought the kitchen was redecorated – or was it the living room?

I don’t think Nelson agrees with you, Earl!

Pizza is one great big crouton. Crouton, like you put on a salad. Salads are healthy, so croutons must be healthy. If pizza is a big crouton, it must be really healthy!

Also see Rose Is Rose.

Grilled cheese sandwiches with a schmear of grape jelly.

We sold a ton during the county fair. Try it once. You’ll be pleasantly surprised.

I read that in post-World War II Britain, pizza (or something vaguely like it) was called “Italian rarebit.” Apparently they, too, figured it was just glorified cheese on toast.

Pizza: Brooklyn crust, white sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, mushrooms. served with ketchup to dip in.

Mmmmm! Lovely.

xxx

Pzza, by the slice or by the pie, to each their own!