Pickles by Brian Crane for May 08, 2019

Well, he was going to take a shower anyway, right?

it sure is no fun being half-awake and half-asleep

I got tube of stick deodorant. The instructions said “Push up bottom.” It hurt like heck, but my farts are minty fresh.

Otto, u made me lol!

At least he did not get the Preparation H mixed up with his toothpaste!

Earl go back to bed and start the day again !

Place the glasses in front of the eyes!!!

going by the order of things, it looks like it was the toothpaste…just hope doesn’t Earl doesn’t use his toothbrush for his underarms!

Perhaps the stain-fighting toothpaste will come in handy after all…

NASTY

In today’s world, you can NOT take things so literally! Dear lord!

hehe — Glad somebody is having a worse time than I am this morning.

I haven’t had a morning that bad … but I’ve been close.

Deodorant comes in squeeze tubes now?

I am not, nor have I ever been, and after seven decades and counting, I am likely to never be a morning person. So Earl, your predicament is embarrassingly familiar. I never begin my morning ablutions until after a pot of coffee and my eyes are semi-functional.

He looks worse than Crankshaft and Jermey’s dad in Zits without his shirt. And let me say this- looking at this first thing in the morning makes it on one’s retina ALL day-not a good thing.

Reminds me of the 60s-era joke about the campus radical who was having a really bad day – he sprayed paint under his arms & then tried to deface a building with a can of Right Guard.

Reminds me of the time on a field trip to the “big city” when we high school boys had a very late night out on the town. Early in the morning we were getting ourselves ready for the day’s FFA (Future Farmers of America) activities, when my pal accidentally put Brylcreem (hair dressing) on his toothbrush……

…a natural mistake. Sheesh, doesn’t everybody??

(He asked with an innocent face.)

My stomach hurts from laughing – shame on you, Otto!

Oh, I put crud up my armpits!

Wonder if this would work for Two Cows and a Chicken?

https://www.gocomics.com/2cowsandachicken/2019/05/08

I use deodorant after I shower. I brush my teeth before I shower. This helps keep things straight. Though not perfectly… It’s hell, getting old.

So glad we don’t see Earl without his cloths on all that often.

My doctor claimed another patient, an older woman, came to him complaining that she couldn’t hear out of one ear. He dug around, pulled something out of her ear, and said, “Ma’am, you had a suppository in your ear.” “Really? Where the heck is my hearing aid?”