Pickles by Brian Crane for July 10, 2019

oh, those senior moments

Think you can do better?

Now, THAT was funny.

Could have been worse, she could have put Muffin in the dryer!

And the pooch agrees. :) ♥

I worked at gas station/convenience store, and we brewed our own tea. To make Sweet Tea, we added a bottle of that corn syrup stuff, and one time I forgot to actually put the tea bags in the brewer, so I made hot sweet water. Ooops!

And you have a dog. A cat would know what to do with a pile of warm dirty clothes (in cat terms, that’s a luxury bed).

Roscoe liked it ! Happy tail time !

“Stop washing your clothes”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-48908413

This might be a reversal of what they did on Everybody Loves Raymond.

Or putting dirty dishes in the clean dishwasher!, Guilty!

Roscoe should go take a nap on the pile of warm dirty clothes.

Now wash them, hang them in the closet, and you’re done.

She accidentally put the dirty laundry into the dryer instead of the washer? I’ve been doing laundry for 3 decades and have never come close to making that mistake. I think the old bat is becoming senile.

Good help is expensive. Unfortunately, bad help is expensive too.

So why not just do the simple thing and just wash the clothes?

“…especially at what I pay.”

Earl remarks to pooch as soon as Opal is out of earshot….chicken!

Load SWAP!!!!!

Think you can say that a LITTLE LOUDER Earl?!!!! lol

With just me in the house, I like making comments like that about myself in the third person, some times. It helps my sense of humor. =^________^=

“That maid of mine sure needs to clean the range top, it’s a mess! I’d fire her if she was being paid!” Hey, it makes me laugh!

I noticed that he waited until she left the room before he said that.

Hahaha!

That’s easy for you to say Earl.