Pickles by Brian Crane for October 15, 2019

you’re scowling again, Earl

That’s why he has a mustache and glasses — so you wouldn’t be able to tell when he’s scowling.

Does Earl have Resting Scowl Face?

I once was at a dance (I really enjoy dancing) when someone told me I was frowning and looking unhappy. That’s when I discovered that when I’m tired my face naturally falls into what resembles a frown. I ’spect I still show that face from time to time, but I do make an effort, now that I know.

It’s National Grouch Day, Earl’s kind of day.

My face reflects everything I feel so I stay away from playing poker. It was a real bother in my working life because the bosses could usually tell I wasn’t buying the bovine scat they were throwing out.

Opal just give him more fudge …

Take a look at Opal’s bunny slippers that should make you smile!

Maybe it was scowling because Opal was going to nag him about something?

Being the neighborhood ‘Mr. Wilson’ is his job, so having a ‘resting scowl’ is mandatory.

Now he is scowling!

Unfortunately, I tend to look angry when I am in deep thought. sigh

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Mr. Crane’s been eavesdropping on our conversations, again. My wife is always asking me why I’m frowning when I don’t even realize I’m doing it.

My mother would say: Do you want your face to freeze like that?

It’s hard to tell with that mustachioed face

Maybe he was thinking about that 1954 Chevy he used to own and how much he wishes he still had it. that always makes my face look grumpy.

“Well, Opal, that would just be re-doing the job you’ve already done.”

Maybe Earl is watching TV and just saw some of those Ridiculous Diet/Weight Loss commercials and All The Claims They Make. That is His “Yeah Right! I Believe All That !!!!” Face. :-}

Some faces don’t need the improvements smiles yield.

They now have shots to fix resting b* face. Of course, it’s not permanent, but that’s how they get’cha. I’d post a link, but the url is censor unfriendly.