Pickles by Brian Crane for June 04, 2020

Or it could be both Earl.

Hopefully, you made the right choice…

“I tell you what, though – I’m glad I sat down!”

No disrespect intended to the source, but today I went to the bathroom for a ‘one’, sat down (though I’m a guy, it’s at a lady’s home and I didn’t want to expose noise and potential splatter) and suddenly there was a me too (two) ‘movement’ happening.

it could’ve three possiblities: bladder, bowels, or even teeth briushing

Opal yells: Hurry up with the band-aids

If the bidet seat is warmed up then I know it’s #2 time. Thank you Toto.

Did you remember to get your teeth out of the cup of water?

Did you ever go to a website and then forget why you were there?

When I was young, I enjoyed taking long showers and washing thoroughly!

Earl did you have reading material in your hand ? That helps narrow it down ;-)

Am I the only one ready to admit to have arisen in the morning to fine I peed in the hamper and put my soiled clothes in the toilet?

What would be the things a person would walk into the bethroom for. Medications, tooth brushing, wash hands, shower, Shave, clean, use the toilet, find a cotton swab, find tweezers. NOW, what are the reasons earl would go into a bathroom?

That short term memory is really getting bad Earl….it happens

Hand washing, room cleaning, hair combing?

What were we talking above! I forgot!

Just be glad it wasn’t number #3…… I HATE number #3..!!!!

No, Earl, you should write it down on a piece of paper what you need to do before you get there.

Or reading.

With the new adult underwear available number one or two don’t matter as much as they used to.

As I said the other day, there is a reason we forget why we came into a different room. When we cross the threshold, our brains reset themselves to the new environment. If you repeat to yourself why you are moving as you cross the threshold, that will be included in the reset. It works!

The medications are in the hall closet because they don’t fit behind the mirror of the medicine cabinet anymore for either one of us.

Oh, Earl…! Really

If you don’t know why you went into the bathroom, it’s probably too late.

Last year I walked into my Cardiologist’s office for a checkup. They said I was three hours early. later, my Outlook Calendar agreed. MEMO: Look before you leap, M.S. never lies, mostly.

Hopefully, he didn’t then realize it was no longer relevant… ☺

Bathroom humor. Yuck!

Then you have to think to yourself, did I intend to go here or did I take a wrong turn.

I do the same thing!Subscribe to me on youtube at Elise Tuz. (That’s not my name. That’s my cousins name!)

In my case it’s usually "time to take the other set of pills and then do your inhalers which are morning, noon, before dinner and before bed all 3 of them.

our son at age 5 came out of the bathroom. He said I only did number 1 not 2 or 3. We asked what is number 3. He said that’s when you throw up.

About half the time I go into the bathroom, it’s because I’m looking for my Kindle.

Then he asked for a sign, and quickly knew what to do.

During lockdown, I’ve used the bathroom as a haven for some reading away from wife and children, more often than any of the two other alternatives.