Pickles by Brian Crane for December 13, 2020

Corn between the toes is caused by weight loss? That doesn’t make sense.

At one point when I was starting out gathering carts for the grocery store I work at, I had a harsh pain between the toes of one foot. I thought I fractured a toe after accidentally running my foot over with the carts while pulling them. I think it was just a blister on the side of the toe which could easily be pulled off after applying pain-relief cream which dried up the blister. Yeah, I know… gross when peeling off a dried-up blister. At least the pain was gone.

Why Earl, you little dickens. You’re a foot fetishist. ;^)

Earl where is your Bow-Tie today ?

Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously.

It’s a start, Opal!

About the diagnosis I’d expect from one of those people. Surprised he didn’t try to sell her 600 dollar orthotics to solve her problem.

This is a little corny.

You silver tonged devil!

So toelio is a thing?

With the punishment women inflict on their feet, it’s a wonder, they can walk at all. We’d all be more comfortable in a nice pair of combat boots. And these young smart alecs could learn how to shine their boots. [:-}

https://www.shoeline.com/product.aspx?productid=865

American made combat boots, made the world safe from Fascism.

Like he really cares….LOL!

“Nobody has more svelte toes than YOU, Opal! Hubba hubba!”

I wonder if it is sweet corn?

Opal, celebrate by buying those 6-inch pointy heels you always wanted.

Now, instead of “Stinky Toes”, Earl can call her “Skinny Toes”… ☺

It all sounds CORNY to me!

I know a comic. Opal I never heard of losing weight in the toes. For me I constantly smaller portion size of food and working, my own weight is slow as in snail slow going down, 3 pounds in 6 months. Helps not eating out. Yet my own toes not changed. Very little thyroid and Synthroid makes metabolism slow to work.

I know a guy who rode horseback all day, every day, working at a big feedlot for cattle. He frequently got corns on his butt…

it would be easier to notice things like that if spouses went barefoot more – as age goes up it seems that the toes are shown less and less. js

Good attempt to showcase the positive. Seems he didn’t turn her against the attempt.

Earl, you would sell this better if you looked up once.

Yeah … I get that, I lost some weight and now I have some veiny feet!

When I was young my doctor used to say “your ears are so dirty you could grow cauliflowers in them.” Is growing corn between your toes the same kind of thing?

Um, dont know what to say so have a great day!

The fat was chewed off by those bunny slippers.