Pickles by Brian Crane for November 20, 2023

Not funny, Grandpa…

The voice of experience….

When I lived on the farm I walked into the barn, 4 kids were standing by the vacuum pump and it was running with a milking machine hooked to it. I just kept walking. I do not know who they were! Maybe milk inspectors??

Our cat is convinced that the vacuum is evil, and would probably believe Earl if she understood English.

Fake hickeys.

Is that how you lost yours, Earl?

Too late.

nice ecchymosis

Now he is impervious to the zombie apocalypse!

Earl should know.

There was a scene similar to that idea in the movie “StarShip Troopers.”

Earl is tolerating it…you know Opal wouldn’t and would lecture Nelson about doing something foolish…

Strange place for a hickey….

Forehead hicky

So that’s what happened to ……..

Are the Pickles related to the Drabbles??? Asking for a friend. . .

I don’t think I have ever seen a hickey on a forehead.

Grampa would know

That’s cruel……. FUNNY, but cruel.

Nelson’s got a doo-hickey now! LOL

Just do the carpet.

OOOPS, too late!

What……never mind……no kidding!

Happens every time.

Thank God he didn’t attach it to his ear..

Look ma, no more ear wax.

Give him a big hickey

It’s going to leave a monster of a hickey that will be difficult to explain.

Oooh! (>__<) I had a red spot on my forehead from a suction cup from a toy arrow when I was little

Brain development right on schedule.

Nelson is the only one that Earl can play tricks with.

Well that sucks

Thankfully I don’t think Nelson heard Grandpa.

Vacuum hose hickey?