Pickles by Brian Crane for May 11, 2024

Throwing everything in the closet works twice, but then the closet is full.

Coming up in the next episode of …… Fibber McGee & Molly!!!

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He put it all in one place so SHE could finish?

And, no matter what happens, don’t OPEN the closet!

“It’s all taken care of.”

Fibber!

Under the bed is less conspicuous… so I’ve been told.

She knew there had to be a catch!

He hid it under the chair.

Opal, spray some air freshener around the closet!

Since he was using a leaf blower yesterday, I was hoping he had opened the front door and blown everything into their front yard.

The Fibber McGee Solution…!

Earl is my hero.

Really, Earl… Just how old are you?

SERIOUSLY..?

It’ll be the first thing she does!

That joke is older than Brian Crane – and he’s ancient.

The lever points back when the chair is reclined. I know, picky, picky.

That’s how I clean house sometimes. Throw everything that’s lying around in a bag and shove it in the closet!

Said Fibber McGee.

“Tain’t funny, McGee…”

Please don’t look in the closet, Opal. If the room is tidy, the closet can be a hot mess.

In addition to the trash, all of Earl’s skeletons are in that closet.

No matter how many rooms you have, they always end up filled with junk.

Where’s Nelson, Roscoe, and Muffin?

A good way to hide that he threw it all in the backyard!

’Taint funny, McGee!

HAHAHAHA

If Wormholes and Tesseracts are ever discovered, they will be found in a closet.

For those that don’t understand, it is a veiled reference to the running gag on the 1935-59 radio show “Fibber McGee and Molly.”

There was leftover and spilled food in that mess. Now the closet needs cleaning.