If you only feed him at the table you will limit his sedentary lifestyle. Unless he stays at the table in which case you may have to move the feeding spot.
I must disagree with Opal. I’ve unsuccessfully tried and tried to lose weight by eating less and less and I’ve been walking 20+ miles a week. There’s just no other explanation…I’m absorbing fat cells by osmosis.
ꜝ about 10 hours ago
well, Earl⠄⠄⠄answer the sea hag
sirbadger about 10 hours ago
Earl: Could you alter my surroundings to make them more nutritious? – Opal: Not without making a mess that you’ll clean up.
C about 10 hours ago
No wonder marriages are on the decline
Blu Bunny about 10 hours ago
Or like a sponge or fungi.
syzygy47 about 9 hours ago
Nope. The recliner chair is your barnacle
californiamonty about 9 hours ago
No, not at all. Just at mostly.
iggyman about 9 hours ago
It must not be a very appetizing dinner!
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatEvenWithFlaws about 9 hours ago
If you only feed him at the table you will limit his sedentary lifestyle. Unless he stays at the table in which case you may have to move the feeding spot.
rasputin's horoscope about 9 hours ago
Earl’s progressing from sedentary to parasitical?
Zykoic about 7 hours ago
Sea worm.
jessebob42 about 7 hours ago
He saves nutrients in his mustache. Alas, I’m follicaly poor and must consume food orally.
_lounger_ about 7 hours ago
it all depends on whether there are zucchini for dinner…
Purple People Eater about 7 hours ago
Since plants, which don’t move, eventually turn into coal, are they sedentary or sedimentary?
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Opal has a good sense of humor!
steveh64 about 3 hours ago
Considering all the crumbs he generates eating snacks while in that chair, he probably could absorb nutrients from his surroundings.
w16521 about 3 hours ago
Considering her weight, Opal is pretty sedimentary too.
thebashfulone about 2 hours ago
Earl had best not suggest that SHE is the barnacle.
ANIMAL about 2 hours ago
well…… THAT was harsh
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 hours ago
Earl the barnacle………
assrdood about 2 hours ago
I must disagree with Opal. I’ve unsuccessfully tried and tried to lose weight by eating less and less and I’ve been walking 20+ miles a week. There’s just no other explanation…I’m absorbing fat cells by osmosis.
prrdh about 2 hours ago
Eventually barnacles can become sedimentary as well; there are limestone formations dominated by barnacles.
Ishka Bibel about 1 hour ago
Barnacles are sessile, not sedentary.
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Opal, Earl is right, he is sedimentary, after all we all know he has rocks in his head.
Queen of America 32 minutes ago
If there are cookie or pizza crumbs, I say just absorb those.
zeexenon 25 minutes ago
Barnacle Bill the Failure absorbs chair-f a r t juice.
anomaly 2 minutes ago
Excuse me. I gotta pry myself off the hull of my recliner to get more coffee.