Pluggers by Rick McKee for July 15, 2012

I can relate to that.

It is the way here in my retirement community.

Excellent! This is a vision of the 3 P. Mini Pinscher, older Plugger, and 1960 Plymouth. Or, if you will, pluggerpinscherplymouth!

Cute Jon Ormsbee. Now that you mention it, the car does look rather like an old Plymouth Valiant.

Jon, mine was a 1960 Dodge! Not a Plugger in its day!

Don’t forget the hat! Always avoid cars where there’s an old man wearing a hat!

Small dogs cost a LOT less to feed each week.

You don’t have to change diapers, either! Lapdogs are the best kind of babies.

Responsible pet owners would never have their pet in a moving vehicle without proper restraint. I have written my lawmakers several times to ask them to pass legislation to require safety restraints just like humans.

@Jon—it could be a pomeranian, but I think that messes up your rhyme.