Pluggers by Rick McKee for September 12, 2018

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The last three dogs we had had memorable birthdays:

July 4, 1976 (Bicentennial)

February 14, 1997 (Valentine’s Day)

April 1, 2004 (April Fool’s Day)

The wife’s is uh, May something, uh, 19-something.

I can’t always remember our wedding anniversary but I always remember the date we met…. February the 29th, 1996 – that’s the more important day in my mind.

Third Verse: The dog house here is mighty small But it’s better than no house at all So ease it on over (move it on over) Drag it on over (move it on over) Move over old dog cause a new dog’s moving in

He better hope no one looks over the fence come morning time… or that wife doesn’t lock him out dressed like that

My birthday is St. Patrick’s Day, so he does remember (usually). Now our anniversary (on or close to Memorial Day) is another matter.

Don’t know any of our mutts’ birthdays. Wedding anniversary is easy, I have a dated wedding picture as background. Her birthday? Get asked every time I call a bank or credit union about one of her accounts.

Not a likely scenario..a pluggers wife accepts that a good man will forget her birthday a time or two.

A husband should never forget his wife’s birthday. And never admit to remembering her age.

A plugged also K ows that telling his older sister she looks just like mom is trouble. But that doesn’t stop him.

“Man who always in doghouse, wind up in cathouse!”