Pluggers by Rick McKee for December 01, 2023

They didn’t have sex in the good ol’ days…

For many, Caning With Candy was Dandy. (Candy Caine)

Works for Me … :-)

‘Eye candy’ heck , more like my candy.

When I hear Dolly Parton’s song “Hard Candy Christmas” it reminds me of Christmas’ long ago at my Grandmothers house when we used to get hard candy. I will usually pick up a bag for old times sake.

Speak for yourself Anthony. I couldn’t watch Chlöe Bailey’s Rockefeller Center Performance last night, and think about my stomach.

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=cgWRmF21k4M

Agreed. Sometimes chocolates are eye candy.

Plugger might refer to Loni Anderson.

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

Pluggers don’t believe in “metaphors.” Why would you say a word when you actually mean a different word entirely? Sounds like something a big city elitist would do and then make fun of you for not understanding. To a plugger, “eye candy” is just candy that you look at, with your eyes. (It’s not candy made of eyes; that would be gross, like something a big city elitist would order in a restaurant and then make fun of you for not liking.)

The best thing is candy canes don’t spoil.

Umm, not really……

Certain evolutionary instincts to propagate the species never completely die, until the male animal does.