Pluggers by Rick McKee for May 06, 2024

“Haven’t you gone without a Toro long enough?”

Happens every year ! Enjoy the ride ;-)

The only suspension on mine is two little springs under the seat. I feel a jolt for every bump in the yard.

If I were shaking like that, my smart watch would ask if it should call 9-1-1

But you do need hearing aids. Those things are loud.

Just takes bottle of meelk along and ya gots meelkshake.

Better get a Kubota, rides like a car.

With water levels rising, we’re investing in a mower with pontoons. Ever tried to mow a swamp?

If you run a jack hammer, you don’t need fiber.

Or rather, they REALLY need chiropractors!

Shake, rattle and roll.

This is usually only a early spring problem before the rain, foot traffic, and mowing has leveled all the shrew and lemming tunnels in the yard

Unless they have slipped/herniated/ruptured discs…& my choice wouldn’t be the chiroquacktor!

Sometimes Plugger ends up in the pond.

Neither do those who use push mowers.

“I’m All Shook Up”

He has the “vibrate” setting on the seat too high.

Ha! If you have a bad back, those things will not be good for you.

Pluggers who ride rides at Disneyland don’t need them either.

Or stool softeners.

If only this were true. …

We could not get that into our backyard and the front of the house is almost all driveway.

We had someone to mow, etc and clear the snow – and he disappeared. So since husband had quit his job he decided he would do it. He gets exhausted rather easily and gets dizzy if he bends over – so I to help him. (And I had to deal with clearing the fall leaves.) We aged even more and it was a major problem.

Just found someone to do " mow and snow" for us last year – thank goodness.