Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 03, 2003
August 02, 2003
August 04, 2003
Transcript:
Divine Secrets of the Woof-Woof Brotherhood. We don't have to drink from the toilet. We do it to bug ya. We prefer regular cola over diet. We're colorblind, but we can see powder blue. We bark at squirrels to make ourselves feel like big shots. We have tail-wagging contests. We're not so enamored with the smell of your breath, either. We don't believe in the chlorinated water conspiracy. We're not fooled by rawhide twisted in the shape of a "bone," (but we appreciate the effort).
