Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 20, 2003
Transcript:
Droolia: Poo Poo, why did you pretend to be a toupee? Poo Poo: Because, Droolia, I was avoiding you. Your unrequited love causes me to wake up screaming in the night. I keep telling you "no," but you never listen to a word I say. Droolia: If your dream is to be a toupee, sweetie, I support you. Poo Poo: Stop making those little hearts!